Well, the two front runners on the possible win sheet are rookies to the Rockybowl. This is not a new situation as we have had rookies lead up to the last game then be eased out by a Rockybowl vetern. However for the first time a rookie last year won the entire pool which was a first.
As these two rookies are holding silent it is obvious they understand why the old cow (veteran) told the young cow (rookie) that he would not run down the hill and make love to the heffer as the young cow suggests, but would walk and in the end the old cow would make love to them all.
Ok rookies watch yourselves as Big Blue may of had a slow start but like Michigan this year finishes great. I think he might be thinking about screwing us all.
Who is your favorite to win overall? Let us know ...
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San Diego, CA
Welcome to God's Country...where the weather is beautiful, the waves are in perfect form and two hours south from where USC "smacked" Illinois!
Although the RBS is not over, it seems that it is the right time and is necessary to explain who this "Rookie" really is...
His name is Kris Kollenda (not Kollanda). He is in a quandary of where the derogatory name "smuck" came from, but believes he has earned his stripes to be acknowledged as "smack". Despite his allegiance to his alma mater USC, he supports all PAC-10 schools and loathes the woeful teams from the BIG-10...bring it on Ohio State (See you in God's Country on September 13, 2008). He was invited into the RBS by his comrade, co-worker, and ever-so popular GoodLookingLong...so don't hate the player, talk to the commissioner. In the past few months, he was notified that Mr. Long wanted to peddle sheet vinyl...as if we all are replacing our ugly hardwood floors with a gorgeous plastic imprinted pattern of swirly flowers!
He is anticipating attending next year's RBS Party to meet the veteran's. Whatever the outcome may be, it was a great competitive venue...with a huge thank you to all who put their time into making this an exciting event!
-Kirk Herbstreit-
Dear Dr. Phil,
I am facing a huge moral dilema. Since my entire family participated and since none of us are going to end up in the money, we decided to hold an in-house challenge. My dilema is this:
Do I root against my beloved Buckeyes so I can beat Alaina" Belle of the Bowls" Potts, or cheer for LSU so I can come in ahead of that team composed of my wife and daughter?
I have been participating in the RockyBowl for years and I don't want to endure a year's worth of humiliation after getting beat by my girls who used the backloading method.
Please help.
PS. My son, Carson "Lil Eagle" Potts is on his own. He's gong to bring home the inhouse Toilet Bowl no matter what.
Dear "Slap Shot",
Just endure the humiliation. It's over. Didn't you read in the Blog that "Ohio State has no chance to win". So, you know they will win then... This blog can't predict anything correctly.
I just have one follow-up question. What were you doing picking LSU over your so called "Beloved Buckeyes". It deserves you right.
Have a great 2008 Potts girls. Don't go easy on your Dad or younger brother. Rub it in thick.
Once again Dr. Phil offers good advice but..........
Understanding your problem I would remember who is in charge and send "Bell of the Bowls" to bed early and then lie to her (as the Buck Eyes will never win) and in the morning tell her it was a wipe out and the Buck Eyes won.
Dear Dr. Phil,
Have you been spending too much time with Britney? Did her craziness impair your ability to read the scoring sheet? No one in my house was allowed to bet on LSU.
My new plan is to head to Vegas tomorrow and bet it all on OSU and the 3 1/2 points.
Sorry "Slap Shot". My writers are on strike and I tried to write my own material. I can't wait until my guys get back to work.
My advise is... Go to Vegas and Bet the House on OSU and then look for a tent. You will need it.
I'll be there for you. Just look for our number to call for Gamblers anonymous. The Ad will read, "If you lost it all in Vegas and are looking for your way back, give us a call".
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